GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cart